MacBook Mosterd says ‘thud’, Geniuses only have three days left and spare laptops on GSHQ date back to prehistoric times. There will be new – tomorrow. So what do you do when Ronaldo sends you home saying: “Drink beer for the rest of the day“. Then you enjoy watching television, because Dutch television is a beacon of relaxation, fun, information, learning and entertainment, especially in the afternoon. COZY!
13.00 – 13.12
No Tour de France today. Let’s start with NOS Journal, for all your news from yesterday. How Wout Poels won the stage yesterday, how Carlos Alcaraz won against Novak Djokovic yesterday, how Lionel Messi presented yesterday in Miami. We cannot know from the women’s football players (yesterday) what the result of the friendly against South Korea will be like. Same pay!!! After all, if we didn’t have the NOS Journal, we would never know what the news was yesterday. Thank you NOS Journal!
13.13 – 13.25
Zap, zap, zap, damn there was just a rerun of LETTRIX on SBS6. Let’s see! According to Dyantha Brooks, we should grab pen and paper. We didn’t because we were gangsters. Wilke plays against Björn, say Bjurn. Bjurn is very good because he also won last time. He wants to travel in the American West. Because you have national parks and such. Wilke plans a wedding. The wedding currently costs almost € 15,000! He is from Limburg. A great program, already. Wilke and Bjurn started with C and 7 letters. Center, critique, prize, you know it all. Something of 500 words maybe. At 4 years old started to get tricky with these language experts. Continue with D with 6 letters. Willy: “Animal.” Diantha : “Do you like little animals?” Willy: “NO.” (…) Wilke: “Dove.” Diantha : “And you don’t like animals, you know for sure?” Each person: “ha ha.” We’re done, we really can’t handle this crazy carnival.
13.26
Coffee. LETTRIX continues in the background. Bjürn is undefeated.
13.30 – 14.00
In RTL4, Van Woonvilla tot Droomvilla starts. It is the largest commercial TV channel in the country. It will be something. Some slick roof bunny talk about taking a shower. What is this person trying to sell us? The presenter’s name is Bertram. Bertram went to the VT Wonen exhibition. He shows us the new trends in hinges and locks. “White! Black! Bronze! Gold! This is how you can complement your interior now. say something. Pauline. He brings atmosphere into the house with scent.”The lighting plan has been implemented in a different way than usual!” Sorry, we really weren’t made for this hollow gap. It’s torturous. BERT EXPERT SMARTHOME. Tering. The word ‘comfortable’ gets used a lot.
14.00 – 14.50
Washing car
14.50 – 15.43
I’m going on a trip and I’m taking mine with me. On SBS6. Three adventurous singles are on a journey for the love of their life. They fly to a distant destination on five dates. Of course it will explode. Nigel with Charmaine. Now it’s all about Haye. He is in Athens. Haye will bring bad news today. But who did he bring to Mykonos? Is it Emma or Kelly? Haye apparently couldn’t say six words in a row from memory, so he had a cheat sheet. If only Lodewijk Asscher were still alive. total champion. “Dear Kelly and Emma. (blah).” Haye wants to take Kelly to Mykonos. BUT KELLY WOULD NOT!!!! Ouch. Painful and uncomfortable television. Kelly is not interested. Emma is upset too. Kelly would rather go home. also: figure it out with your head.”I walk blue“, says Haye. Yes chicken. Another story is Patrick’s story. He walks around in a Spiderman suit. Spiderman is an outsider. Patrick too. His teeth are weird. Another date of the lady (don’t know what her name is, Clarabella or something) is Lars. Plot twist!”It’s so funny because I have that shirt too. Spiderman is also my favorite.“Ha ha ha ha
15.50 – 16.20
Free yourself for half an hour in Pawn Stars. That’s why there are 500 repetitions of Pawn Stars on RTL7 every day, say the camping channel for Wybren van Haga in the gym. Art and Kitsch for people without an attic. It makes you dream of your own treasure. The most beautiful items from this episode: Les Paul’s cousin offers a custom Les Paul SG from Mary Ford On. Amazing. Including all kinds of documentation, signatures, everything. He asked for $250,000 and he received $90,000, what a fool.
16.27 – 17.01
In this episode we travel through Austria. The Austria we know from postcards. You guessed it Rail Away. 3 on the Tour for total champions. The episode begins and ends in Gmunden. At Ampflwang station a steam locomotive is being prepared for departure. It’s a lot about salt. White gold. It’s asparagus, but okay. Still long. Austria is also a boring country. In the real world, GroenLinks & PvdA go to the polls with lists. We return to Gmunden. Thank you Lord. If you’re reading this, Mosterd has a new laptop.
17.01
FIVE HOURS! CLOCK OUT
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